Taylor Swift is bejeweled in Mt. Rushmore
After 15 years in the making, Taylor Swift’s face will be forever engraved in stone on Mt. Rushmore in South Dakota on April 1. The superstar has joined the four presidents in their station on Mt....
View ArticleOxford reveals new TikTok thirst trapping pathway
Following student outcry for more film and media production classes, Oxford Academy announced a new Career Technical Education (CTE) pathway on Jan. 1 — TikTok Thirst Trapping (TTT) Production. Set to...
View ArticlePatriot Burger loses Michelin Star with absence of Jhayne Jhaldu
The culinary award-winning Patriot Burger, served at the annual WOW games behind the Oxford Academy math building, has been severely affected by the temporary leave of Jhayne Jhaldu, one of two...
View ArticleOxford Academy students are blacklisted from The Source
After decades of Oxford Academy students snooping around and disturbing customers, the Source OC, an established go-to hangout spot has permanently blacklisted Oxford Academy Patriots. This decision...
View ArticlePDA at OA homecoming sparks new mono variant
Amidst their magical homecoming night in January, Oxford Academy students feared a delirium-invoking virus that ran rampant among the dancefloor residents. A brand new variant of mononucleosis, also...
View ArticleWorld implodes: Matcha lattes are no more
Matcha lattes are being wiped from cafe menus to the dismay of avid student cafe goers. On March 14, matcha tea leaves around the world withered, shriveled, crumpled up and died due to unforeseen...
View ArticleStudents form support group after being exposed by @oabadparking
Victims of the infamous vigilante Instagram account, @oabadparking, have recently formed a support group named oagoodparking to cope with their shared experiences of public humiliation for their...
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